Stoner Stack 

noun: a pile of emptied plates that indicates a person had the munchies. This phenomenon is most easily noticed and common at a buffet, where a new plate is acquired each time one returns to the line or buffet. Most users of this term draw the line at 6 or 7 plates, although there may be extenuating circumstances, such as bad food or small/oversize plates.

"Man, did you see what Eric had to eat? He had a huge stoner stack afterwards!"

"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."

Stoner Stack by saracinis January 2, 2008

Stoner Nerd

Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.

Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.

Stoner Nerd by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) 

Differs from your typical pot-smoking paranoiac in that, due to vast inferiority complexes paired with unresolved childhood issues in tandem with delusions of grandeur compounded by the vast amounts of cannabis smoked since early teenage years, this blend of smoker vacillates between seeing himself as a hero one moment, picked-on the next. Warning: is ready to snap at any moment if either his self-heroics or “victim status” are threatened.

“Brandon’s Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) must’ve kicked in ‘cause he just threatened to choke the life out of that guy over nothin’.”

“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”

Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) by Rawty Rawty Piper October 14, 2009

Stoner Enginuity 

To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.

Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit

Stoner Enginuity by D-Ran May 25, 2006

Stonerifous Humanous  

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

Stonerifous Humanous by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007

stones and bones 

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

stones and bones by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

Stoner’s Gambit

A man posing a question such as “How do you know what you know?” in order to prove his own brilliance and depth, while hopefully stumping the woman he is talking to. The man posing the question honestly believes that he is the smartest and most unique individual.

Woman: says something pointed, intelligent, and for whatever reason, threatening to the mansplainer.

Mansplainer uses Stoner’s Gambit: “How do you know words mean anything?”

Stoner’s Gambit by kitdoor January 12, 2011