by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

He is soooo stiff
by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
