government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

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be stiff

A kickass Devo song from 1977, released on Stiff Records. It's filled with innuendo and became somewhat of a theme song for the label.

Did you hear that new Devo track on Stiff? It's called Be Stiff.

by JockoHomo1978 October 19, 2020

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Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

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Frosty Stiff Boy

A cold beer

Fire a Frosty Stiff Boy this way my man

by bobby shmurdalot May 10, 2021

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gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009

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Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010

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running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

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