Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets

Stiff neck reduces whiplash

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

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stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.

“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip”

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

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Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

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Stiff

U don’t feel comfortable kissing or doing any thing whist in a relation ship

He is soooo stiff

by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020

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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

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