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Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
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stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.
“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip
by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017
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Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
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Stiff

U don’t feel comfortable kissing or doing any thing whist in a relation ship
He is soooo stiff
by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020
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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick
by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
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Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.
Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF
by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
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