by drzinzao November 7, 2017
Get the Egon Smurf mug.When a chef coats his sweaty ass and balls with cornstarch. This creating a slurrythat happens down under.
by Chef Chingon December 2, 2018
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Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022
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Get the Pop a smurf mug.This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.
When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.
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