smundo

a word used to describe a friends father. especially he whos father is extremly unattractive, and he whos mother is extremly attractive.

K: his mom was pretty, but his dad was smundo ugly
L: oh totaly, i know.

by katiesmundo January 2, 2009

smudgewringer

a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw

old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer

by moistynob July 20, 2009

Smuckers Sandwhich

PB&J is Peanut butter and jelly P&BJ is Penis and Blowjob Gay oral sex called smuckers because of the peanut butter and jelly

Yo Man Heard Anthony Gave a dude a smuckers sandwhich

by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010

Smugdouchery

The act of being Smug and a Douche at the same time.

Ikea has specially reserved spots in the parking lot specifically for Hybrids, what Smugdouchery

by Smacky the Frog January 20, 2011

Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart

Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!

by BigEasy E January 26, 2011

Smundies

Noun. Articles of underwear, usually smouldering or recently burnt. Abbreviation of "smouldering undies"

Shit man! Your undies; they're on fire!
- Damn, I guess they're smundies now.

by The Smunder April 24, 2011

Smuckafuckaleupagus

A person being smuck , and aslo is fuck, who is obsessed with snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Yo Evan quit being a Smuckafuckaleupagus

by Bowlincolumbine April 30, 2011