by GH123456 March 2, 2011
Get the sardine choker mug.A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.
Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.
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She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.
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She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.
by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011
Get the shardguard mug.adjective/noun. to be a guido douchebag or outright goon that no one likes. The guido douchebag side goes to all the fake tanning, big ego, spiked hair motherfuckers that we all hate to see. They usually reside in staten island or long island, but are being seen all over the east coast. Travel in packs taking mirror pics and talking in fake italian accents.
Also a way to call someone who is being a goon/douchebag but doesnt fit the guido type. Good for an insult to catch a friend off guard. if someone calls you this, re-evaluate your lifestyle
Also a way to call someone who is being a goon/douchebag but doesnt fit the guido type. Good for an insult to catch a friend off guard. if someone calls you this, re-evaluate your lifestyle
Joe:" yo did you watch jersey shore last night? "
Mike:" na man i dont watch those sardooches, the situation might be the king sardooch, fuckin faggit"
Brian: " yo trying to burn?"
Eddie" na bro just did, my bad"
Brian; " you fuckin sardooch!'
Mike:" na man i dont watch those sardooches, the situation might be the king sardooch, fuckin faggit"
Brian: " yo trying to burn?"
Eddie" na bro just did, my bad"
Brian; " you fuckin sardooch!'
by Santiago&Dunbar December 16, 2011
Get the Sardooch mug.Greg Gutfield bagging on Canadian soldiers was sooo sardouchic. Total fail.
That Bill Maher is one sardouchic motherfucker.
That Bill Maher is one sardouchic motherfucker.
by Ought Six July 18, 2013
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1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the Sardinean String Theory mug.Homme des cavernes se bâfrant généralement de fruits/baies et poissons locaux. il ne possède que quelques neurones mais cela lui suffit pour survivre.
by AntiSarde September 19, 2015
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