Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 11, 2017

brush your shoulders off

Choosing to take a less confrontational path in the face of hate and adversity.

Instead of instigating a violent meeting Matt brushed his shoulders off and walked away.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

should

When you say someone has the ability to do something, and it would be advantageous to do so; they should.

However, it usually means "you better fucking ... bitch!" just in kid-friendly tone.

Jane: You should stop drinking.
Bob: You better fucking make my dinner bitch!

by Jimbho February 13, 2008

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

Shola

Shola is an amazing human being. Shola’s can be funny and generally out of this world. Although she may seem quiet at times, she can be really sassy and a hoe at times. Yet is a good wing woman and helps people out with anything.

“That girl over there is a right Shola”

by purplejayda December 11, 2018

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

by Sally may I December 14, 2011

Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.

'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."

by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015