Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.
by Brammy September 16, 2005
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The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.
The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl.
One person will then mix all the semen into one pile.
One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina.
Then the players wait 9 months!
Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father.
The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train
there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers
life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep
playing to find out who's sperm are infertile.
*If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker:
The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New)
female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of
that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is
determined.
The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.
The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl.
One person will then mix all the semen into one pile.
One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina.
Then the players wait 9 months!
Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father.
The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train
there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers
life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep
playing to find out who's sperm are infertile.
*If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker:
The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New)
female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of
that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is
determined.
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When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
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Get the Maine Coast Semester mug.The act of ejaculating inside someones asshole, causing them to shit. Much like an enema made of semen.
My partner was so constipated it caused her to lose interest in sex, so I gave her a semena and everyone was pleased.
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Get the Semen mug.Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.
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