Secret Santa'd

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

secret sack

Direct translation of the Chinese slang for the scrotum.

( From 'Taipan', by James Branch Clavell )

" Ming noticed the tiniest flaw in the waiter's dress as he served James, and quietly told him ' Put your jacket in order when you serve my guests, or I'll slice off your Secret Sack for a change purse!' James was lost in wonder at the delicate beauty of the Mandarin language, which he himself knew little of."

by D F Stuckey April 15, 2004

secret afro

A dude's pubic hair. Usually mentioned by accident.

I didn't mean to show you my secret afro, but you looked.

by secret_afro33 May 2, 2007

secrete

another word for secret, though used to describe something in a much greater scale

zac van lue: my secrete is i like hentai
person 1: omg wow i never knew that

by english word maker 2004 May 27, 2019

Secret Titties

A girl or tranny that stuffs her bra to have or make her tits appear larger.

My brother's flat chested girlfiend doesn't know that I know about her secret titties.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

secret sauce

The shit that mickey d's puts on their burgers and shit. and cool special moves that are your own.

Hit me with that burger toss cuz all i want is that special sauce

andrew, kick out your secret sauce

by nitf July 4, 2006

Secret City

The unofficial nickname for New Bedford, MA.
Called Secret City due to the local hidden talent that stays undiscovered in the artistic underground. Coined by SkyKing.

You'll never hear my single on the radio because it was recorded in Secret City.

by El Phillippe! December 10, 2014