Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Russian Salmon Trap

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.

Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”

by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

Punishing the Salmon

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

find the salmon

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020