kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence

1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"

by Lucitanas August 9, 2007

Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.

1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.

by Captain Romance April 26, 2010

ruined

To have an extremely large Penis....one that ruins females for normal guys

Guy:Man I hear Holmes is ruined.

Me:Well you can scratch his girl off your list.

by kow_heman May 9, 2005

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Rum Runners

Small fishing hole located in ghetto Fairborn, Ohio. Lots of mudfish, swamp donkeys, and turtle pork hangout there.

We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..

by Drunkjacob January 3, 2010

Wave Runner

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.

Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.

by The Wooll September 10, 2010

front runner

a runner, usually a distance runner, who runs at the front of the pack and pushes the pace.

Steve Prefontaine was a front runner.

by Seany Boii March 5, 2007