Ronald Reagan

An absolute dogshit of a president, and that's a fact. Go read literally every definition here to see why this dude was a real phony and scumbag. Those who keep writing good definitions of him will keep on being downvoted indefinitely.

Ronald Reagan the type of dude who would promote decadent consumerism and large-scale industrialism (à la laissez faire) while downplaying serious issues such as climate change, the income gap, and social equity and welfare in general. A reagan society would be a dystopian one where the middle-class and the lower-class live in atrociously different environments.

He is that type of villain in a dystopian movie who appears to be outwardly friendly and good-hearted towards his citizens but in reality he is a cunning deceitful SOB who takes advantage of them.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2021

Ronaldo

Ronaldo (also known as daddy ronaldo) is the most handsome and talented man known to this day. Pessi is inferior to him, as well as other human beings.

He has such a big cucumber, he must be Ronaldo!

by Pessi894444 August 14, 2022

Ronald McDonald sex move

It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.

Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?

Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?

Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.

by spanish_harlem55 September 24, 2009

Ronald McDonald

What Kirk looks like in the morning

"OH MY GOD! I'm Ron!!!!"

by Jezebel November 23, 2004

Ronald

When one performs an idiotic act, then realizes it afterward, followed by a facepalm

You: Can I have two plain bagels with cream cheese, please?

Barista: Yeah, sure. What kind of bagel? Oh... *facepalm*

You: You pulled a Ronald, buddy!

by Smoljesus April 15, 2019

Roald

Ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. Appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, porn, fish n chips and Kylie Minogue. Roald's tend to get shit-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. Roald's do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. The secret to making friends with a Roald, OR capturing a Roald's heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. The distinctive coloring of young Roald's does tend to capture the interests of horny female middle-aged school principles....

Person: "Hey man.. can i ask a favor?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "Pleeease?
Roald: "Nah

Person: "...What if i got you a burger...?
Roald: "FUCK YES!!@$%@!!!

by 235hi8ygsdk4 January 30, 2010

ronald macdonald

1) The worlds favourite meat clown that can usually be seen hiding behind the beef curtains

2) A penis

1) Ronald macdonald is the biggest friendliest meat clown around, come and play with him at macdonalds

2) Wow my meat clown was inspecting her beef curtains all night long

by The fondler March 30, 2007