my 13th reason why

i swear to fucking jod if this guy in this discord group doesn't stop doing fucking morse code i am going to kill someone

"IF YOU DON'T STOP USEING MORSE CODE THIS WILL BE MY 13th REASON WHY"

by kitten of the east March 17, 2023

redsox

A team that sucks dick and has 99 o/o bitchy fans. All gay, haters.

Redsox fucking blow

by Yankees fan Trevor (FUCKBOSTON December 3, 2011

Remodel

This usually happens after eating a the $5 meatball marinara sandwich special at the corner dive bar. Once you've realized it was on special, because the sauce already turned toxic, it's too late. Before you can get your pants and underwear to your ankles, the repainting of your bathroom has already begun. As you hit the floor, face first, passing out due to the pain, your ass is turned into a mini Bellagio fountain dancing to "Singing in the Rain"

I'm sorry I didn't mean to remodel your bathroom.

by Drawnats May 22, 2015

Remont

Remont is a very quiet person when you first meet him but, he can turn out to be a weird, funny, crazy, and short-tempered if you've known him long enough, but in serious situations he can be understanding. Meeting this unique person with a unique name, PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

Remont is Fucking lit

by oofergrue September 13, 2019

reisolos

reisolos is an incredibly funny tiktoker and mutual. She has really valid opinions and never misses. reisolos > you.

wow i wish i was as funny and cool as my my favorite mutual reisolos

by ibetonlosingdog June 5, 2021

reasons and stuff

When you are too lazy to explain yourself.

Why did you get married?
"Because reasons and stuff"

Why is the sky blue?
"Because reasons and stuff"

Why you always lying?
"Because reasons and stuff"

by ZealotN January 27, 2018

Reason to live

BECOMING A MILF, DILF, OR PILF (Parent-ILF) HECK YE

+yo dude, whats ur reason to live??
-becoming a dilf is my only fuckin goal on life
+seems reasonable.

by ohhi_sharts.and.twerks March 16, 2021