Recovery Pussy

Recovery Pussy is when you’re in a situation to where you can’t get pussy, but you have that one girl your contacts that you know you can get a lil quickie in.

Bobby: “Bro we definitely gotta get some bitches down here”
James: “Facts dawg, but if I don’t get some I got some recovery pussy just in case”
Bobby: “wtf is that??”
James: “Just a last resort to where if I don’t get any other Pussy I can still say I got Pussy ”
Bobby: “Oh Facts”

by Spidey349 July 4, 2021

removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.

I was fine until she started removing her earrings.

by anxious stapler January 22, 2022

remote access trojan

rhodum is a remote access trojan,
database leaked which means a lot of retarded kids's ips have been leaked
lmfao snowfort really just fucking signed up and trusted rhodum!!! :rofl:

rhodum is a remote access trojan

by UltimateAssBeater50000 May 21, 2022

Removal wedgie

The Removal wedgie is a sometimes painful wedgienin witch the underwear gets removed from the wearer’s body. There is a close relative of this called the gay removal wedgie

I got a removal wedgie and now I have no more underwear I can wear

by The thinker maker October 6, 2022

Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.

He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010

bad remote

You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.

Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.

Guy 2: The bad remote?

Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!

by AC #9 November 27, 2011