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Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.
by KingofWomen December 15, 2010
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re spect

when someone says or does something beasley you say re spect in reaction.
Zachie held the door for Dana, thats re spect.
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Dude we need to re-up.
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Re-toast

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The acting of toasting one piece of bread multpile times to achieve desired toastiness.
I've had this toaster for fifteen years so I have to re-toast my pop tarts like, five times.
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