To hoard, or refuse to part with something despite it being old/broken/in disrepair, found outside someone's house.
"Look at this coffee table I made out of stacked pallets and old thread spools I re-purposed! Isn't it funky?!"
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you Sam. That's like the central theme of their whole religion. They just cannibalize the guy who's better than everyone. It's their whole thing. That atheist guy did a speech about it. Andrew Smith? I think that's his name. This is that.
Hym "Yeah, I can't stop them from repurposing my thing Sam. That- It's... Their entire religion just does that. That's their ultimate technique. That's literally what the entire religion is for. They take the best detractors who are the most effective and are better than everyone (sorry other Sam), cannibalize or repurpose their ideas, use it to try and convert more followers, and then they do the Eldian euthanasia plan from Attack on Titan and try just out-breed any detractor groups. I wasn't joking when I said I'm too much better. This is what happens when that. Like- I, there's nothing I can do from inside the cage."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'