Racechamp

Racechamp is a blonde male in his 30's, usually who also smells like grease and sweat due to the reason that they never take a shower cause of their severe obsessions of Reddit and history. Some also have stated that Racechamp has a secret addiction to Pineapples, but that is yet to be confirmed. Racechamp also likes terrorizing kids under the age of 15 since they cannot defend themselves

Person 1: Hey is Caelan gonna come outside?
Person 2: Nah he's such a Racechamp and is just staying inside bullying kids

by kid in a basement June 21, 2021

Rim Racer

When two couples are adjacent to each other and try to get their partner to climax first. Achieved by vigorously licking the anus.

"Yo son, last night, mah gurl and I had a rim racer with these bitches from Oakland. We beat thurr ass."

by PMoneyC July 20, 2008

off to the races

Going somewhere exciting

"We're off to the races tonight."

by yupitscharlotte April 5, 2016

inferior race

Anyone of the human races that has contributed next to nothing to human civilization or culture. A savage or a cannibal. A loincloth-wearing bushman. An intellectual pigmy.

Most welfare recipients belong to an inferior race.

by Iblisatan January 19, 2007

Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Master Race

People who play PC games on PCs that aren't made by Apple.

Enjoying popular, overrated games like new Call of Duty games (Modern Warfare), World of Warcraft or The Sims excludes one from Master Race.

A gamer who isn't part of the master race is called a peasant.

Enjoy your RRODs, kiddies, no online (and no games), wagglan shovelware, paying for DLC, no upgrades, controllers useless for RTS or FPS and having an useless toy, which only plays (bad) games. At the same time I will enjoy my infinite collection of great games, most of which are better than the sum of garbage you can play on your toys. It feels good being Master Race.

by Coolthulhu June 14, 2011

The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010