raccoon

the animal that ate my sweet pet ducks Lucy and Dezzie.

One time a big raccoon came and said "Yum, free duck!" and my poor chicken Big Mama had to watch it murder my poor duckies. My mom cried. And now i have no ducks and a traumitized chicken.

by Leticia July 17, 2005

Raccoon

Someone who is always found in or near the trashcan.

Person 1: Hey I saw that raccoon diggn' around in the Trashcan Last night.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.

by Mutantbabylover November 23, 2009

racoon wounds

any marks on the scin that resemble being attacked by a small racoon or animal.

i fell down the hill and got all these racoon wounds.

by Captain Tanker February 2, 2008

butt raccoon

term commonly used in Counter Strike or Day of Defeat referring to an annoying teammate who repeatedly blocks you from the sides or behind while you are trying to fire shots at your opponent; usually resulting in your high death count.

person #1: dude, you got totally pwned!!
person #2: if it wasn't for these damn butt raccoons constantly up my ass....

by Junglistic January 3, 2008

awesome raccoons

Butt sex. Comes from the abbreviation of "butt sex" as B.S. Each letter was shifted back one in the alphabet to A.R. These letters were then turned into an acronym for "awesome raccoons" as a codeword or euphemism for "butt sex"

Joe likes awesome raccoons.

by maco1 September 19, 2006

Raccoon Eye

After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.

I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.

by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

raccoon

a girl, or woman, who dates a man only for his money.

i.e. she digs through trash looking for the good stuff.

Rhonda is only dating Bob for his money. She is such a raccoon!

by redwood johnson October 1, 2008