Putin

Taking a shit in the former Soviet Union

"Hey what are you doing in the bafroom?"
"I'm Putin!"
"Where?"
"Russia!"

by Rhenthalin April 26, 2007

Vladimir Putin

An ugly fat bald headed crazy ass manwho gets 0 bitches and likes to threaten and attack random countries.

"Hey have you heard of Vladimir Putin?"

"Yeah! He's a bald headed ass freak who likes to attack random countries!"

by katzekazten March 4, 2022

Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

putange

PUSSY!

putange is a Vagina!

by RaeRaeBabiee February 15, 2009

Putin

An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

Hey mate what is the definition of Putin
It is An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

That makes sense

by #Save Ukraine March 2, 2022