pretendbian

A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers pussy pumper beaver-eater

Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together

by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003

preteen

a prepubescent child who thinks sex is cool and never uses a condom
the primary carriers for AIDS, chlamydia and...every other std.
a fucking idiot
the reason facebook, twitter and all other social networks all end up failing
dumb bitches who think mirror pics are cool

I deleted my Facebook because preteens keep playing fucking dumb ass games on it

by FuandUrlife May 18, 2011

Pretendo

Some one that thinks they know what they're talking about when it comes to video games or High Tech gadgets.

Max is such a Pretendo he said that the "Gravity Hammer is what all the Pros use". When everybody knows that Grav hammers are for Noobs.
Or
The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.

by Tyler Mahon November 2, 2007

PRETCHERZ

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVE PRADAS ON WHEN THEY LOOK LKE SKETCHERZ THEY PRETCHERZ. FAKE PRADA'S.

DEVON HAD SNEAKERS THAT HE SAID WERE PRADA THAT LOOKED LIKE SKETCHERS AND ENDED UP TO BE NUMA ROSSA SOMTHING LIKE SKETCHERZ SO WE NAMED HIM PRETCHERZ.

YOU NICE PRETCHERZ YOU GOT THERE .

GO SOME WHERE WITH YOUR PRETCHERZ.

by MEYOSHI October 9, 2008

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

Pretard

Someone who is about to lose a fight.

The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.

by Poppy Guapo August 4, 2005

pretendisting

Pretend listening.

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011