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donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
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melo punch

(or carmelo punch) A half punch, half slap. The Punch was made famous by Carmelo Anthony, hence the name "melo punch"...kind of the same as a club punch, when u hit a person without them pay attention/not looking.
Damn, he hit that fool with a melo punch!
by Tha Shark December 11, 2008
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sucker punch

Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack.
It primarily involves a closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity, causing the ensuing force to press upward on the victim's diaphram, leading to a sudden expulsion of air from the victim's mouth and lungs. This opening blow leaves the victim open to various other attacks, often leading to what would be called "bitch moves" becuase of the defenseless nature of the victim.
John sucker punched David, and then he nutted him while he lay gasping for breath.
by Visa September 16, 2005
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Goo Punch

Drink created by Goo, a character from the TV show my brother and me.
One plus one is always two!
Im Goo, and I got a drink for you!
Goo punch!
by The Bish0p July 27, 2006
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Muslim punch

To punch one so hard in the armpit (and hit a specific pressure point) that they shit their pants
Of fuck did you see Timmy Muslim punch Bob? He totally shit his pants
by Sucka deez Chinese nuts June 10, 2018
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punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
by Gunner H August 26, 2006
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throat punch

rapid, unexpected knucklethrust into larynx of douchebag who is pissing you off. results: subject does horizontal chickendance, pukes,and cannot dial 911.
step a little closer; I cant hear you....Whats for lunch?
THROATPUNCH!!!
by eMyers February 1, 2004
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