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Prison Style Noodles

When you are tired of eating the regular flavored Ramen noodles, you get creative and throw in random food items to spice up the flavor, just as those who are in prison would eat them.
Man, these Ramen noodles are tasting pretty bland, I think I need to throw in some chips and tobasco sauce...you know, make those prison style noodles.
by hayren July 11, 2010
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Prison bottom surprise

The act of soiling oneself while in prison to avoid becoming a cellmates sexual toy.
John went to jail, but he managed not to get raped by giving them the old prison bottom surprise.
by CookiePanda September 1, 2010
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Prison

A great place if you want a long vacations from home and good people. All you have to do is commit a good crime and get caught.
Why do I have to go to prison for stealing? Baseball players do that all the time and they don't get in trouble!

Don't be such a idiot!
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prison shocker

Same hand formation as the shocker, with middle and index fingers extended along with the pinkY. the ass is filled with pinky and the taint is rubbed in a pressure laiden fashion, milking the prostate.
She was blowing a dude and rocked the prison shocker. She said he came like a rocket.

Wayne P. loves the Prison Shocker from TK.
by Big JB November 28, 2006
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prison joint

A quickly rolled joint that has to be kept a hidden while rolled. These joints are usually poorly rolled and are somewhat loose and mis-shaped.
We were in the park with people around us, so we quickly rolled a prison joint.
by Taylor384 June 19, 2008
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Carbon Proton Synthesiser

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)
Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.
Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.
by Freddie.V February 9, 2005
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pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.
Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.
by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011
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