Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020

Preston

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

by Maddyowens February 24, 2020

preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.

Preston lewis is an asshole.

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020

Preston

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020

preston davis

who?????????

“preston davis”
“please don’t talk to me”

by iamzazzytheturtle January 22, 2023

Preston heritages dick

Means something is very small.

Look, that is smaller than Preston heritages dick.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Preston

Preston is a guy who just knows.

Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know

by Jaztastical November 3, 2023