pemis

Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.

I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Premisis

A new age spelling and definition of the word "Premises" plural : a piece of land with the buildings on it.
Derived from the root word "Premis" meaning a single building.

Premisis singular: is defined as a tract of land with a single building on it.

The origin of the new word is almost certainly the Essex & Thames Police (UK)to define a "Single Building" instead of a "Group of Buildings" as defined under the word "Premises".

Tonight we will carry out a raid on this premisis.

We found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premisis tonight.

by LotsOfNewWords May 2, 2018

preminder

That annoying visit from your boss to tell you to do something you were about to do. Usually punctuated by your own reminder message popping up on your screen moments after he's left leaving him feeling like you weren't going to do it and you feeling like you're being micro-managed.
Also applies when your girl tells you its her birthday/anniversary/valentines tomorrow when you've actually remembered for a change.

John: Dave came in to tell me to run that revenue report, I do it everyday at four, why would he think I need his preminder?

Doug: Its Sallys birthday next week, she just gave me a preminder even though I've already got her a gift.

by Fo0Led May 12, 2008

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

Premier

Also known to British as your skanky local corner shop mostly ran by muslims

Oi Aabid, Come to the premier with me and the lads

by Mutiii October 25, 2017

permissive society

a society in which social norms become increasingly liberal with regards to sexual freedom

we live in a very permissive society

by sweetlolipop February 7, 2018