Premature Evacuation

Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved

When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.

by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010

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Preman

Preman = Freeman in Jakarta. No jobs. No education. Rude. Criminals. Alcoholic.

Nofreeman: Are you a preman?
Preman: Yes I am. Now give me your money!!!

by Andiz April 21, 2010

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PermAfrodite

A non-black person who always goes to the hair salon to maintain an Afro-Perm.

My Aunt Flo is a total PermAfrodite.

by Carol Brady July 24, 2006

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To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR

Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.

by Lord CrutchCricket December 9, 2008

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perma-virgin

One who will remain a virgin for life, due to greasy hair, plain black shoes and a drinking problem.

That Robert guy over there is sure a real perma-virgin.

by Bob February 11, 2003

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premature status change

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.

me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!

by Mchl January 4, 2007

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