Pre-Simpin

When you crush on a girl that you haven't even been introduced to yet.

Pete: I think I really like her.
Tony: All Pete got was this girls name and he's already pre-simpin.

by JDub2901 January 23, 2010

pre-med dick

A pre-med student who acts like a doctor but hasnt gotten in to medical school and probably never will.

What a pre-med dick, he thinks he can diagnose me with schizophrenia.

by LKO August 14, 2006

Pre paid

Prepaid is a synonym for ghetto.

Girl, we at lunch with da boss don't be actin all prepaid up in here.

by tmojay January 8, 2005

pre funk

To start drinking before the party so you show up having a better time than everyone else.

We pre funked in Jenna's car with a fifth of Skyy before going to Crosby's on Halloween.

by Sunny December 22, 2003

pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

pre-op

a preoperative transsexual

Judy is a pre-op, she's scheduled for surgery next month.

by TBonz August 19, 2003

pre-jack

To jack pre a sexual encounter as to prolong erection and performance.

Fap, fap, fap - I'm getting sex tonight.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003