Stands for cock sucker. Its a puertorican slang. Reggeaton rappers use it a lot. "sopla pote, el dueño del masacote"
by Maldito Vampiro January 30, 2004
Get the sopla pote mug.Oh... OH LOOK! It's POKEMON! You know your life revolved around this shit when you were 10. You got that motherfucking GameBoy for Christmas and a ton of Pokemon cards. Everyone always made fun of you because you never had a holographic Charizard.
But no dumbass ever did.
You're 20 and still into Pokemon. And I'm not talking about that crap they show on TV. I'm talking the real deal: The actual shit. Blue and Red, but you always wanted Red to compensate for that holographic Charizard you never had.
So you look back and smile, and remember that you lived in that time.
You kicked ass with your Pokemanz. You still do, and you're not afraid to admit it because you're still into that kind of shit you were eight years ago.
But no dumbass ever did.
You're 20 and still into Pokemon. And I'm not talking about that crap they show on TV. I'm talking the real deal: The actual shit. Blue and Red, but you always wanted Red to compensate for that holographic Charizard you never had.
So you look back and smile, and remember that you lived in that time.
You kicked ass with your Pokemanz. You still do, and you're not afraid to admit it because you're still into that kind of shit you were eight years ago.
by DeathByAshen July 6, 2012
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A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
by Mega Millions August 10, 2010
Get the if pokemon were real... mug.The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016
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by truefrenchgirl June 28, 2005
Get the pote mug.a poem is an expression of feelings or a discription of something. this form of writing has become very popular.
by lilC=Devil's Angel January 28, 2009
Get the poems mug.A Poemist is A Person who writes poems In the Famous words of my litte Princess
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Dad if an archiologist digs up bones and fossils and a meteorologist studies meteors, does that make you a Poemist?
by Amber January 20, 2004
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