patch

In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.

I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.

by db.not December 28, 2005

pitch

to contribute money to weed, either a spliff or a blunt.

Not to be a bitch or anything but I ain't a bank, Jake isn't hitting the blunt if he doesn't pitch this time.

by LILR1 May 10, 2008

Pumpkin Patch

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

by DanielScott2008 January 13, 2009

Pitch A Bitch

To throw a fit or whine about something, especially about something insignificant.

Man, my girlfriend is gonna pitch a bitch when she finds out I have to work late!

by Vegetardian April 6, 2010

Pitchers Mound

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"

I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.

by Booya(You know it!) December 29, 2010

pitching wedge

Someone who looks good from far away. Looks good from a hundred yards out.

Dude, I saw her the other day. You don't know. She's a pitching wedge.

by Drew May 14, 2004

lotus patch

woman's love bucket, or lady garden.
featured in "Van Wilder - Party Liaison"

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

by Lynx944 June 18, 2014