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rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet
In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position
by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
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fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.
Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.
by Samir Patric June 11, 2006
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Question Mark Position

A position assumed in which you're sitting with your head between your legs because of excessive alcohol comsumption.
James: "Steve, I was so shmangpieced last night!"
Steve: "Dude, I know, you question marked."
James: "I know, I woke up in the question mark position the next morning."
by sir james oquinn April 2, 2010
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assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl
by Seth³ March 27, 2009
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bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.
I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.
by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007
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Electric Chair Position

A sexual position in which one partner performs a wall sit, while the other partner climbs on top of his/her legs. The partner on his/her legs then places their genitals in the mouth of the partner doing the wall sit. It is recommending to place hands firmly against the wall for balance during the oral sex. High ceiling are required to prevent head injuries.
"Hey Landon, my parents aren't home. How about we start up the electric chair position. You'll be shocked by the end."
by RayCharlesPlaysThePiano June 12, 2009
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