porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Sniff the pooch

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.

I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.

by Commonsinse February 14, 2006

poochieness

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

poohbear it

To consume food that is somewhat liquid (in the manner of honey) by simply grabbing at it with one's hand and then licking the content off said hand

Jim: Do you want a spoon for that peanut butter?
Bob: Nah, I'll just poohbear it

by tomhansolo September 20, 2009

Poocho

A nickname for a guy with a pooch (a gut)

Look at Felipe Poocho over there with his gut hanging out.

by Megan Poocha December 1, 2009

poochums

generally a popular name for pet cats and dogs, sometimes also used to refer to girlfriends or their male counterparts .

oh poochums! you are so cute.

by ikret July 22, 2013

periodttt pooh

When u in a arguement and You side really stating facts y’all scream Periodttt pooh.

Other side: You ugly Yo side: is U got all buck teeth, Periodttt pooh.

by Kennedy Da goat June 17, 2019