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Pooted
The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.

When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.

They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning
by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021
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poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way
“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”
by damngrrr June 17, 2020
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Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!
by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020
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Poots

To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.
“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”
by JaydaF June 17, 2021
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Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.
Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023
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granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
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