beef pooch

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)

Swing that beef pooch cracka!

by conor kay January 5, 2004

catch a pooch

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

by mangus January 13, 2005

pooch

Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.

Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.

by paulasquared December 28, 2005

poochi ass

a gay man whos ass as been spent.

ronald had surgery to

by anthony August 18, 2003

poochie

Professional Wrestler Kevin Nash. Based on Kevin Nash trying to be extreme, always making himself the center of attention on wrestling TV shows and the way he was talked about on TV even he wasn't there. Origin of the term is the internet in the 1990s.

Did you see Big Poochie on TV last night?

by freddycarson August 24, 2016

Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017

Pooch

The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.

Dude my jock was so smelly but my boy pooch always got me covered

by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017