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The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.
Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.
First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.
First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
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by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penis mug.1. Dried, ground tiger penis, taken orally in the mistaken belief that it will increase one's virility, especially in the Orient.
2. Any substance whose purported benefits are wholly unsubstantiated, and whose use can generally be traced to tradition rather than reason. See rhino horn,Extenze.
3. More generally, any belief, system of beliefs, or practice whose efficacy is derived solely from the placebo effect. See homeopathy, reflexology, astrology.
2. Any substance whose purported benefits are wholly unsubstantiated, and whose use can generally be traced to tradition rather than reason. See rhino horn,Extenze.
3. More generally, any belief, system of beliefs, or practice whose efficacy is derived solely from the placebo effect. See homeopathy, reflexology, astrology.
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2. Dave bought some Extenze after watching an infomercial; alas, it was mere tiger penis and his dreams of turgidity were shattered.
3. Years of backbreaking labor on the ozymandian islands of Dubai compelled Wayne to seek relief in the tiger penis offered by the local alternative medicine establishment, whose treatments' lack of salubrious effects can be traced to Wayne's rationalism.
2. Dave bought some Extenze after watching an infomercial; alas, it was mere tiger penis and his dreams of turgidity were shattered.
3. Years of backbreaking labor on the ozymandian islands of Dubai compelled Wayne to seek relief in the tiger penis offered by the local alternative medicine establishment, whose treatments' lack of salubrious effects can be traced to Wayne's rationalism.
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For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.
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