Grammar Police

When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.

But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...

by Terry Bad Ice January 15, 2019

Pda police

A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda

"Stop groping me! The PDA police is coming!!"

by sistershook123 March 30, 2019

hip hop police

The hip hop police is a term used in the hip-hop industry for an NYPD department devoted to criminal activity within the Hip-Hop industry. Originating in New York and spreading to Police Departments of several cities. They are obviously mocked and disrespected within the hip hop industry for their overly aggresive investigations and constant stalking of high-profile rap artists. Usually the hip hop police don't take in artists to jail but offer them a deal to say a few names and they will be let go. Which unfortunately if you haven't noticed not many have been to jail as of late.

Quote from 50 Cent off the track "I Don't Know Officer" from the Get Rich or Die Trying Movie Soundtrack.

"ah, I don't know nothin 'bout dro or hash
Coke, dope, ex, dust or crystal meth
Nah, I'm just tryin to rap to get some cash
Keep the Hip Hop Police off my ass"

by Paddyking November 22, 2006

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Fuck the police

a term used to display an utter disdain for not only the police but all forms of authority.

dude that chick cop is hot she makes me wanna fuck the police

by big mutha fckin d September 16, 2007

PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.

Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."

by Willy March 21, 2005

Drink police

A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.

Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"

by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010