Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.
by emily&emma January 12, 2010
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Pussy: Whatever Autistic Harry Potter
Intellectual: Yo that's a dead ass joke and you should probably put more effort in
Intellectual: Yo that's a dead ass joke and you should probably put more effort in
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When you are fucking a girl while sitting down, she goes around and around on your PENIS in a circular motion like a clay pot does when being molded
by Mr. muffins manz July 6, 2008
Get the The Potter mug.One who, upon hearing that the popular book series character, Dumbledore, is gay, denies ever liking the books.
"Hey, what smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"
by yenom-E November 26, 2007
Get the Potterphobe mug.A carefully constructed pub snack/meal consisting of crisps of varied flavours, nuts, again of varied flavours and the vital ingredient pig snack.
A "platter" cannot be just thrown onto a table, it must have a base of at least two crisp packets opened out along their seal and then the ingredients can be scattered in layers on to said base.
The "platter" cannot be eaten in any old way it is only to be consumed using the largest flatest crisp as a "Scoop/edible eating instrument"
The "platter" when almost fully consumed will leave behind a tasty "platterdust" which is usually eaten on a first come first served basis *Tip* Be quick in claming the platterdust for a tasty reward :)
Once the "platter" has ended the crisp packet base must be folded into a neat little triangle (You will find that only one of your friends can do this really well)for easy disposal by the bar staff.
A "platter" cannot be just thrown onto a table, it must have a base of at least two crisp packets opened out along their seal and then the ingredients can be scattered in layers on to said base.
The "platter" cannot be eaten in any old way it is only to be consumed using the largest flatest crisp as a "Scoop/edible eating instrument"
The "platter" when almost fully consumed will leave behind a tasty "platterdust" which is usually eaten on a first come first served basis *Tip* Be quick in claming the platterdust for a tasty reward :)
Once the "platter" has ended the crisp packet base must be folded into a neat little triangle (You will find that only one of your friends can do this really well)for easy disposal by the bar staff.
While pointing at the bar snacks........
"I'll have one one of everything you've got love, and two pig snacks, I'm building a platter"
"I'll have one one of everything you've got love, and two pig snacks, I'm building a platter"
by Entyson June 27, 2006
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Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!
by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003
Get the Pittsburgh Platter mug.Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
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