nigger please

How you ask something of a nigger.

Jack (to nigger):
Nigger please take out my garbage. Thanks.

nigger:
Sho' massa.

by hollazzzzzzzzz May 11, 2006

Fuck me daddy, please

When you want your daddy to fuck you so hard your vagina falls off

Rose got fucked by bill while walking to nandos saying 'fuck me daddy, please'

by billy1237 February 2, 2016

Yes please

A polite way of accepting an offer

Q - Would you like a drink?
A - Yes please

by Julia Billington January 20, 2004

Nigga Please

A statement you say when you don't agree with someone; Syn Cracka Please

Yo Im a G

NIGGA PLEASE

by ac February 13, 2004

pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

pussy pleaser

A pussy pleaser is a man's dick... it pleases women's pussies!

His pussy pleaser felt so good inside of me!

by PINKY June 27, 2004

check, please

A response to becoming the victim of an accident, indicating embarrassment.

Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in Vinny's left knee.

Vinny: "Check, please."

by ninjatigerbatman July 8, 2011