Philly Cheesecake

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.

Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldn’t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.

by Thefurthestvuse December 1, 2024

Philly Girl

Philly Girl
An indestructible woman. Someone who can take care of herself and those she cares about.

Don't mess with a Philly Girl. She won't start the fight, but she'll sure as hell finish it.

by Philly Girl! May 27, 2024

Philly Steamer

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.

“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”

“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”

by Organ Trale December 15, 2024

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Philly Jr

Archie, known as Philly Jr... Loves to get pegged by Philly Sr

Philly Sr and Philly Jr are looking to grow there family tree with more Phillies

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly Sr

Philly Sr is a black tranny who lap dances on Philly Jr's 2 incher even with Viagra Pills.

"is it in yet?" - Philly Sr
"It's been in for the last 4 hours......." - Philly Jr

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025