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Philly Cheesesteak Devil Dance 

Another saying or phrase for 'sex' or 'doing the naughty. The Philly Cheesesteak Devil Dance.
"Samantha we should probably leave, my parents are upstairs doing the Philly Cheesesteak Devil Dance right now. It's nasty."
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Philly Billy in the Willy 

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo
Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy

Philly Cheesecake 

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.
Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldnโ€™t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.

Philly Steamer 

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.
โ€œYo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!โ€

โ€œI got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.โ€
Philly Steamer by Organ Trale December 15, 2024

Philly Dick Cheese 

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
โ€œYo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?โ€

Love you cheeseโค๏ธ

Philly Jr 

Archie, known as Philly Jr... Loves to get pegged by Philly Sr
Philly Sr and Philly Jr are looking to grow there family tree with more Phillies

Philly Sr 

Philly Sr is a black tranny who lap dances on Philly Jr's 2 incher even with Viagra Pills.
"is it in yet?" - Philly Sr
"It's been in for the last 4 hours......." - Philly Jr