pencil penis

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

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Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents

Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn

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noun, descriptive

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ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8

( the literal definition of pencil dick )

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it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

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Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

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I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...

I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

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The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?