pedophobe

An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.

You are such a pedophobe. Why on earth did you put children on earth?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Pedophile

In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.

Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

Pedophobe

Someone with an abnormal fear/hatred of children often driving them to kill children. Think Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s.

A pedophobe dressed in purple killed 6 kids at Freddy’s yesterday.

by RedMoth27 April 30, 2020

pedophill

a guy named phillip who is over age and just cant seem to get a girl who is of age.

a synonym would be child molester.

"Can you believe pedophill? He just cant stick it in anything older than an infant."

by tarizard December 9, 2008

pedophag

A person who is a pedophile and a fag.

A guy who only likes older men, but at the same time likes younger girls. He's a pedophag!

by daveforte August 14, 2009

Pedophilia

Something our society really fucking overreacts to.

I mean, for fucks sake, pedophilia's bad, but its not like it's an act of genocide; you're dehumanizing these people and refusing to think rationally.

You people make me sick.

by Dr. Jesus D.O. May 31, 2009

Pedophile

People who are attracted to kids.

"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022