Pachycephali

A (consensual) fight in which the two to three participants run into each other head first until someone gives up. Normally done for a small sum of money on a flat field.

"Hey bro, wanna Pachycephali tonight for a hundred bucks?"
"Yeah bro."

by n0t_dutch June 28, 2022

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.

"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011