freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

parakeeting

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

by M. Mamoon November 5, 2014

prosciutto parachute

over sized vagina lips

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?

by squid hell December 25, 2010

parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003

parakram

a big ol dummy head that smells like hot dog water.

Ew, what is that smell?

Oh, Parakram just walked in.

by pksucc May 20, 2018

Papak

Someone who is blingeratting very much so. Word is very popular in streets in some parts of London (East End e.g. East Ham, Upton Park, etc. ...). Specially among Hammer's supporters during and after the game.

'Look at him. Papak. Who the fuck he thinks he is'!

by Nesho May 25, 2006

parachute

A device that someone uses to catch air and slowly decend to the ground

Bob fell slowly to the ground because of his open parachute

by Paul Upton April 21, 2004