Pakistance

Taking a position that is 100% incorrect and being offended that others are not buying your bullshit.

Rob: "Hey, I left my iPod in your kitchen yesterday"
Vik: "Nope."
Rob: "We listen to it all day, from your iPod speaker,
dumbass."
Vik: "Nope. I checked."
Rob: "Nice Pakistance , Prick!"
Vik: "APOLOGIZE NOW!"
Vik: "Um, ah. ... Can I please have another couple million dollars assistance?"

by Seal6 June 1, 2011

paki-shack

A small security hut located at the entrance to a parking lot or intermodal transhipment yard, usually occupied by a middle aged or elderly east indian who scrutinizes each vehicle as it enters and leaves, no matter how many times he has seen the SAME vehicle and driver...

I'll bet it smells good inside that paki-shack!

by Mr. Scrubbs January 19, 2008

pakistani girl

pakistani girls are beautiful women with stunning, thick hair, filled in brows, beautiful lips and round or oval shaped faces that suit them perfectly!

pakistani girls are beautfil1

by sloppyjoe494 August 19, 2020

papi'd up

In the state of being a bad ass mother fucker. The moment before fucking shit up. It either consist of defending the city or getting big. Usually followed by typical phrases, "Dass wasssap," or "Game over bro."

You: We're about to get papi'd up
A friend: Shit's going down bro
You: Das wasssup

by La Chicaaaa March 13, 2011

Papi

Papi means “Daddy” in Spanish, but can be used as pet names for a sexually active partner or a nickname.

Andre: Yo ese, what you doin pissing on my dog?

Carlos: La Chico needs to learn that Papi’s the dominant one out of us both.

Dog: *Woof* Carols’s right padre, I must obey to PAPI

by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

Paki ticket

a pakistani's parking ticket

Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket

by dsfdsf January 11, 2008

pakistan

Pakistan’s highest man is called Qaed e Azam. He is has done nothing but to create a country that has caused so much misery in this world. It deceives the world by pretending to be an ally of the West but in fact it hurts them by creating, arming and sending militants to its neighboring countries and the world.

Pakistan hides the militants in order to hijack the whole world and get money from naïve countries in the west, who believe Pakistan’s lies!

by jaino3 June 20, 2007