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Pakening Shet

Two words used when an annoying person comes or just an annoying event in particular. Sometimes just used as an expression.
*rizal arrives*

Friend 1: Pakening shet naman.

*Bad situation comes in*

Friend 1: Pakening shet akala ko naman ... (Pakening shet, I really thought) .

Friend 2: Luh muntanga (You look stupid)

*Friend 2 arrives*

Friend 1: PAKENING SHET NAMAN MIA.
by eggsoelle July 30, 2019
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Parentaganda

Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.
Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."

Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"
by Hellomissbone August 7, 2011
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Palengkera

A Filipino slang to describe an ill mannered or uneducated woman.
"She's always looking for a fight. She's so palengkera!"
by Degassi February 12, 2019
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pacen

A short fuck boy that no one likes. Usally short in height and in the pants. Can turn girls on and get them wetter than the red sea. But when they see his penis everything goes down.
Girl 1: That guy you met last night? How was he in bed
Girl 2: Ahh just a Pacen
by Farley Fart pickle May 9, 2016
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Paden

Paden is a idiot
by xox_val November 2, 2019
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Paeng

The Filipino nickname for rafael. Paengs are usually overweight and have short attention spans. They often annoy their friends but are also very funny. they often have a face like a gorilla's. he is used to always being called stupid. They also often have very small penises.
"you're such a paeng!"
by JP_BIACH December 3, 2013
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Pake

A Pake is a body of water that is smaller than a Lake but larger than a Pond. Hence there can be not be an un-known body of water, the term Pake was created to define something that is To small, but to big to be a Lake or Pond.
Naomi: "Hey guys! Look a Lake!"
Chris, James & Tony: "Dude, it's to Small to be a lake, but it's not a pond, dude it's a Pake!"
by Pakemaster P October 29, 2008
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