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Pandom

The drunken name for 'Randoms'

When you are so drunk you save 'random' and 'pandom' in your phone.

other common mistakes include 'paul maxwid5'
OMG, what happened last night?! 'who the hell is pandom?????'
by Undercover Pararazzi November 18, 2009
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pandoras box

a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .
trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .
by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010
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pando

(n.) any event characterized by globally synchronized intentions, such as global meditation or prayer in which all of the participants are directing their intentions toward the same idea (e.g., gratitude, compassion, world peace)

(v.) to meditate, pray, or otherwise direct your intentions in a way that involves you in a globally synchronized moment
Pando 2018 is going to happen on October 1.

There's going to be a pando tonight; the New York site is Madison Square Garden.
by Euclid the Elder November 20, 2017
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paedophile

'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.
Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?
by Dark Purple December 31, 2007
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Pando

1)Term Used to describe a male panda in the "spanish street language".
2)Also used when calling someone a homosexual.
1)Mama: Mira ese es un pando

hija: oh wow que bonito y gordito

2)Tom: hey yo holmes look at that pando

Tim: ye hes a homo lets beat him up

Tom: naw let him go,
by hatetheV8 May 27, 2009
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pandoo

The act of female masturbation that includes pushing shit into the vagina
Man that scrap porn had a lot of pandoo. It gave me an odd boner!
by ifuckinanimiteobjects March 11, 2016
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Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.
Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.
by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009
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