Pearson

Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!

omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!

by monkeybutler88 December 27, 2007

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Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010

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Parsley

To 'pull a parsley' or 'do a parsley':

When a man is engaging in cunnilingus with a woman and she defecates, he wipes and then continues. Referring to the manner in which one brushes aside a parsley garnish in order to continue enjoying the flavor of the dish.

Can refer to the man's act of continuing cunnilingus, or the woman's act of defecating mid-cunnilingus.

Dude 1: "Dude, I was going down on this chick last night and I totally pulled a parsley."

Dude 2: "Yo, that's nasty, homes."

Chick 1: "Oh my god, so I went home with that guy from the bar last night, and he went down on me, and I did a parsley! Soooo embarrassed."

Chick 2: "Um, yeah honey, next time try one less jager-bomb."

by Kli Toris July 23, 2010

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