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Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ
Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.
by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024
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Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
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Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.
by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023
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Cob

Cob: Someone who is an extreme cornball.
Brianna is such a Cob!” Said Chris.

“Dude, Cobs are so unfunny.”
by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025
mugGet the Cobmug.

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.
Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.
by Corn chub February 1, 2016
mugGet the cob o'shitmug.

off cob

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.
"That was fucking off cob dude"
by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017
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