Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.

"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."

by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023

Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.

"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"

by Sam Manion June 12, 2016

Crop dusting

Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra

Oh damn, Jenny keeps Crop dusting me with her rank cooter queef

by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016

Crop?

A pedophile who seeks attention by asking “crop?”, or the synonym “story time?” to try and lure kids.

I’m a pedo so I’ll type on this TikTok comment section and put “crop?” And “story time?” To see if any kids wanna pay any attention to me.

by Ruckus Time Lol April 1, 2022

crop rust

When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced

I crop rusted on the subway today.

by Brieolhg June 17, 2017