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Oatmeal Creampie

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.
Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011
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blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...
Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p
by Safecracker G October 17, 2004
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dirty oats

a derogitory name for an african american's nut sack
"Get your dirty oats outa here"
by diamonte April 10, 2005
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Oatmeal

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain
English class was so oatmeal today!
by Herdwig December 28, 2005
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Oatmeal

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".
Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!
by theoatmealman November 13, 2011
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oatmeal dinosaur eggs

a term to describe one man's balls.
boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."
by JENYsmdCRAIG January 22, 2010
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Oatley pub

"This is ok hu?"
"What the beer? No, not really"
"No, Oatley Pub!"
"Yeah, oh sorry. yeah, nah I thought you were talking about the beer. My Bad. Fridays is supposed to be really good"
"What?"
"Fridays!"
"Oh. I was way off. I thought you said mondays. I was like 'Wait its monday now!'"
"Hahahaha. You need to lay off the ice"
"I hate my life"
-end scene-
by Poza May 12, 2007
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