Definitions by sasquatch361

Oatmeal Creampie 

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.

Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.

Oatmeal Creampie by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011

Tallahassee Tugboat 

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

Tallahassee Tugboat by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011