NUKE HAHA BOOM!

The most epic way of owning. NOTHING beats a NHB. It is used when no other option is available and nothing can ever come back to it.

"Dude you got totally owned!" "NUKE HAHA BOOM!...who's the daddy?!"

by Richard Anthony Cook December 9, 2008

Nuke

Verb.

Drive-by Vandalism, usually preformed with a semi or fully automatic paintball gun.

Timmy Smith pissed a lot of people off. So it wasn't really a suprise when his house got nuked with several thousand neon orange .68 paintballs.

by Johnny Pseudonym December 28, 2005

Nuke

Brah we bout to get blown up by these Nukes around here

A nuke a huge girl u stay away from at any cost

by The motivation August 26, 2010

Goldman Nuke

In 1972 professor Heinz Goldman invented a type of nuclear fission which causes a chemical output greater than that of a regular atomic bomb.

Damn them Koreans making Goldman nukes

by Toddles1972 June 11, 2013

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Coke Nuke

Having an overdose of cocaine, normally with a group of friends or at a club
whilst high/drunk.

Frank offered Allie a coke nuke, but he turned down the deal.

by cowtroller June 7, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015