bum beer

Bum beer is related to Bum wine, however the "beer" part is actually a misnomer as it is Malt Liquor. Usually purchased with panhandled coins, or money made from recycling scrounged cans and bottles. These are usually found in the singles cooler for $2.50 or less, available in either 40oz bottles or 24oz cans, and oft times covertly consumed in the parking lot of the establishment where it was purchased. Well known brands of Bum beer in the western United States include such favorites as Steel Reserve, Camo, and Hurricane. Special flavored variants sexist for certain age sets, ethnicities, as well as gender. These include Joose, Four Loko, Colt .45 Blast, as well St. Ides. The things these have in common is the cheap price, and the high alcohol content. Also, consumption is a requirement to live in Roseburg.

Ray-Ray must of pawned his Mom's teeth, he's got a bag full of Bum beer and smokes. Or, Don't buy none of that Bum Beer. It gives me the shits.

by Chongo February 20, 2017

Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.

Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!

by Kjellmaster 9000 April 12, 2011

beer run

act of going to the local liquor establishment to replentish supply of alcohol for the party, while in a drunken state

Son of a bitch we're out it's time for a beer run.

by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

vaginal beer

A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.

Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.

by dildo777 December 31, 2020

Curling Beers

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.

Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

Beer Abs

This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.

Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.

by AcidxxTrip December 29, 2007

Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006